T'WAS A FEW WEEKS BEFORE CHRISTMAS

AND IN THE SMALL HOUSE

TOBY AND BONNIE LAID 'ROUND

NO CARE FOR TOY OR MOUSE

COVER YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU YAWN

TOBY IT ISN'T POLITE

TO SHOW YOUR BACK TEETH

NO MATTER HOW SHINY OR BRIGHT

I'D PREFER LAYING HERE

AS ANY CAT WOULD

BUT I SUPPOSE WE SHOULD GO

JUST TO MAKE MOM FEEL GOOD

WHEN SUDDENLY MOM

CALLED TO THEM FROM BELOW

COME SEE THE PRESENT I BROUGHT

WITH THE BEAUTIFUL BOW

WHAT THE HECK IS THAT

IT LOOKS VERY STRANGE

DON'T GET TOO CLOSE BONNIE

I'M STAYING OUT OF ITS RANGE

COME ON TOBY

HOW MUCH HARM CAN IT DO

DONT BE A WIMP

IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY TEETH TO CHEW

SEE THAT TOBY

DON'T BE A DRAG

IT'S HARMLESS I TELL YOU

JUST A BIG BAG

ARE YOU NUTS?

I HEARD IT MAKE A SOUND

I'M OUT OF HERE PRONTO

I'M NOT WAITING AROUND

I DON'T LIKE IT

IT SEEMS OUT OF PLACE

IT SURE LOOKS STRANGE

LIKE ITS FROM OUTER SPACE

TOBY

BONNIE

I WARNED YOU BONNIE

I USED TO BE SAUVE AND ATTRACTIVE

NOW LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENED

THANKS TO THAT ALIEN - IM RADIOACTIVE

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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I BOUGHT A CRINKLY CHRISTMAS  FISH FOR BONNIE AND TOBY

TOBY

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL

AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT

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LOVE

BONNIE AND TOBY

WHO SURVIVED THEIR PLIGHT

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